@#INSTALL @eventname Sex Change @author Gordon Lewicky @authid SexChange117 @codebegin @runsub SEXCHANGE &filename @codeend @target FOREST @#UNINSTALL ; ============================================================= ; Sex Change v1.17 ; Email: ktidmore@bellsouth.net. Fidonet: 1:123/450 ; WWW: http://camelot.legendarydragons.com/. As of mid-June 2007. ; ; Goofy events by Gordon Lewicky. Supported by Donald Tidmore. ; This event was written and tested using Lord v4.07á 31 Mar/02 but ; any commands/vars are from previous LORD's. This supports v4.05 & up. ; ; SEXCHANGE - You come across the faeries but this time they are really angry. ; They change your sex for spying on them again. ; ============================================================= @#SEXCHANGE @display `c `%Weird Happening In The Forest`0 `l `2Wandering along, you come across a large group of playful faeries, cavorting in the flowers. You try to sneak away, but they see you. `9"Hey there human!! We told you we do not like you spying on us! Mayhaps we should teach you a lesson. What do you think Mischievious?" "Most definately, Misdemeanor, most definately. Lemme think on it a bit." `2You try to run away, but the faeries completely surround you! @enddisplay @hitakey @clrscr @if &Psx is true 1 @begin @writeln @writeln `2Mischievious looks you over, then breaks into a gleeful laugh. @writeln @writeln `9"Ooooo you are much too ugly to be a woman!" `2She throws some dust on you. @set &Psx to false @end @else 1 ; 04/12/05: added identifier 1. DGT. @begin @writeln `2Mischievious looks you over, then breaks into a gleeful laugh. @writeln @writeln `9"Ooooo you are much too pretty to be a man!" `2She throws some dust on you. @set &Psx to true @end @endif 1 ; end of event @writeln `2 @writeln You sneeze and then suddenly start feeling very strange. @writeln @writeln `@"Arggggggg"`2, you scream as you look down at your new body. @writeln @writeln Mischievious giggles, while Misdemeanor dances with glee. @writeln @writeln `9"I think you better go back to town and change your clothes. Hee hee..." @writeln `2 @writeln And Misdemeanor pipes in laughing... @writeln `9 @if &Psx is true 2 @begin @writeln "I think your &Par should have two bumps up there on your chest! @writeln It sure looks like it is an awfully tight fit right now, and very, @writeln very, uncomfortable, I would guess! Hee hee..." @end @else 2 ; 04/12/05: added identifier 2. DGT. @begin @writeln "I don't think your &Par should have those two bumps on your chest! @writeln It sure makes you look silly. And it looks like you need more room @writeln down below. It must be awfully tight there, right now! Hee hee..." @end @endif 2 ; 04/12/05: changed to use identifier 2. DGT. @writeln `$ @hitakey @clrscr @endquest ; =========================================================== ; This script was created by Gordon Lewicky. It is supported by ; Donald Tidmore following Gordon's death in July 2006. ; ; Version 1.10: Added number identifiers to ELSE entries. 04/12/05. ; Version 1.15: 10/18/06: Added INSTALL and UNINSTALL code. ; 10/18/06: Created SEXCHANG.LDY using goofy1.ldy script code. ; =========================================================== ; 05/31/07: v1.17: Revised Email/WWW info; Changed version #.